May is National Masturbation Month: Let’s do this people.
15 minutes into May, it’s official now.
Send me one paid message @ MGF or 1 credit @ ELM now with ‘May has cum, so should you.’ and I’ll send you one custom picture of your choice! LET’S CELEBRATE !
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
